Male Handling 101
Thursday, September 18, 20085:06 PM
haha yeah i know! im posting quite a lot today eh? first on health, and now on how to deal with your guy. im not gonna type the whole thing here, as some might find it "explicit" in description and stuff, but whatever. and the whole article is really long too. too long for me to type. so you'll just have to go to the website yourself!
WARNING: LADIES ONLY.
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED AND SEX-PHOBIC. MAY CONTAIN GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS WHICH MAY CAUSE DISCOMFORT IN SOME, AND SUGGESTIONS THAT MAY CAUSE RESENTMENT. MAY CAUSE DISCOMFORT/AROUSAL IN MALES. MAY CAUSE EMBARRASSMENT IN MALES BECAUSE OF THE TRUTH OF THIS ARTICLE. MAY ALSO RUIN THE SURPRISE (FOR GUYS) THAT YOUR LADY WAS PLANNING OUT.
sighs. dont believe me? okay lemme break the whole article down for you into edible bits:
1a) the brain
1b) the lower brain (the penis)
2) the testicles
3) the mouth
4) the vocal chords
6) the male ego
7) the exhaust eyestem
8) the tongue
9) the nose
10) the hypothalamus (a gland in the brain. the brain as in the 1a brain la)
believe me now? you may ask, why am i posting something that's so... provocative? (in some way or another) well for one, it's interesting. girls have always thought of guys as confusing, and vice versa. so why not try to clear up one side of the confusion, no? and for another, it's handy to have some tips. you know, just in case. haha! and and and lastly, im missing my hubby :[ boo...
(by the way, the lingo used to refer to guys is really cute in this article. think of your guy as a car of some sort, to understand what the author's saying :])
okay enough talk from me, and get reading! ladies, start your engines!
Labels: ladies only, sex, tips, understanding guys
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